function randomQuote() {
	quotes = new Array(
		'&quot;At last darkness has come. Goodbye, Maggie Evans. I might have loved you, I might have spared you, but now you must die.&quot; <strong>Barnabas Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;My name is Victoria Winters. My journey is beginning. A journey that I hope will open the doors of life to me and link my past with my future...&quot; <strong>Victoria Winters</strong>',
		'&quot;You will never rest, Barnabas! And you will never be able to love anyone - for whoever loves you will die. That is my curse, and you will live with it through all eternity!&quot; <strong>Angelique</strong>',
		'&quot;Of course a woman is going to kill me. I wouldn&#8217;t have it any other way!&quot; <strong>Quentin Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;With all our ghosts, we don&#8217;t need any strangers in this house...&quot; <strong>Roger Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;Vicki, somehow you managed to travel through time and find me. Somehow, no matter what happens, I&#8217;ll find you.&quot; <strong>Peter Bradford</strong>',
		'&quot;Angelique, we cannot love at will... any more than we can prevent our love.&quot; <strong>Barnabas Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;Humans, too, are seldom able to love without hurting.&quot; <strong>Dr. Julia Hoffman</strong>',
		'&quot;What do you think I should name my babies? I can&#8217;t decide what to name them... I can&#8217;t decide what is pretty anymore.&quot; <strong>Jenny Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;On behalf of myself and my kooky family, I bid you welcome... to the House of Usher!&quot; <strong>Carolyn Stoddard</strong>',
		'&quot;I am free now and alive... and I&#8217;ve returned to live the life I never had - whatever that might turn out to be.&quot; <strong>Barnabas Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;Time - past or future... Our time, parallel time - the curse is still with me.&quot; <strong>Barnabas Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;Do not condemn me to wander forever in endless agony. Give me to the waiting arms of the sleeping dead - end my torment!&quot; <strong>Barnabas Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;The Collins family is the biggest thing in this town. They own the biggest cannery, the biggest fishing fleet, and the biggest, darkest, gloomiest old house. And they&#8217;re kooks, every one of them!&quot; <strong>Maggie Evans</strong>',
		'&quot;I know there&#8217;s good and there&#8217;s evil, because I learned it from you. But you&#8217;ve forgotten it, Barnabas.&quot; <strong>Sarah Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;Barnabas, your love would change me. Your love could make me anything you wanted me to be.&quot; <strong>Angelique</strong>',
		'&quot;I accept anything and everything... except my own innocence. I will never accept that.&quot; <strong>Quentin Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;Oh, we&#8217;re quite a strange crew, Miss Winters.&quot; <strong>Roger Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;Dr. Hoffman, you are a meddlesome and domineering woman. If the modern man is willing to tolerate your kind of woman, that&#8217;s his problem, but I will have none of it.&quot; <strong>Barnabas Collins</strong>',
		'&quot;I wish I knew the secret of Barnabas Collins. He inspires so many emotions in so many people.&quot; <strong>Professor Stokes</strong>',
		'&quot;My last aide-de-camp decamped.&quot; <strong>Count Petofi</strong>',
		'&quot;My father was an emissary of the Almighty, sent to strike the cloven hoof from this wretched village!&quot; <strong>Lamar Trask</strong>',
		'&quot;Now, if you&#8217;ll excuse me, I was entertaining someone very important - namely myself.&quot; <strong>Bruno Hess</strong>',
		'&quot;Is there a law against opening your own casket?&quot; <strong>Jeff Clark</strong>'
	);
	
	return quotes[Math.floor(Math.random()*quotes.length)];
}

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